Little pats on the head were this close to happening today when BBBA's Junior Mod bravely attempted a solo flypast of the Intimidation Tower:
"If you are perma banned and continue to re-register accounts here, you will be reported to your ISP."
Sadly, it all rather fell apart when everyone on BBBA started to laugh and wonder aloud why on earth their ISPs would actually give a shit.
(Thanks to Beejay on Behindbigbrother.net)
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Trust us...
Now, see what happens when the boys are yet again reduced to fussing over the latest betting odds and Big Brother ratings, leaving me with nothing to do?
I start flicking through the BBBA 2008 archives and dig up more winners.
Like these:
"The household spa will return to Big Brother in 2008, however be coin operated. Housemates must purchase volumes of time in the spa. This may also possibly happen to the Gym."
Well, there is a spa.
"The prize money will be $500,000 flat."
And some prize money.
"Discussions have begun to host a designated mobile program similar to the Behind Idol program on Telstra mobiles. This may be hosted by Tim (Brunero)."
Did I mention Tim is hosting FNL this year?
"Like previous seasons, there will be a relationship in the house in 2008."
"Another competition of some sort for a viewer to become a HM. Like the Starburst one last year."
And one more real cracker to add to their 2008 Intruders debacle:
"The show will be limited to just four intruders for the series. Each intruder will have a special mission, and be unable to win the overall competition - but win an individual price pool."
On second thought, fussing over those betting odds and ratings results is probably not a bad idea.
I start flicking through the BBBA 2008 archives and dig up more winners.
Like these:
"The household spa will return to Big Brother in 2008, however be coin operated. Housemates must purchase volumes of time in the spa. This may also possibly happen to the Gym."
Well, there is a spa.
"The prize money will be $500,000 flat."
And some prize money.
"Discussions have begun to host a designated mobile program similar to the Behind Idol program on Telstra mobiles. This may be hosted by Tim (Brunero)."
Did I mention Tim is hosting FNL this year?
"Like previous seasons, there will be a relationship in the house in 2008."
"Another competition of some sort for a viewer to become a HM. Like the Starburst one last year."
And one more real cracker to add to their 2008 Intruders debacle:
"The show will be limited to just four intruders for the series. Each intruder will have a special mission, and be unable to win the overall competition - but win an individual price pool."
On second thought, fussing over those betting odds and ratings results is probably not a bad idea.
Sunday, June 29, 2008
"You think we like this job?"
Vid tries to dig himself out of a BBBA forum backlash (see post below) after a hilarious attempt to stir up anti-Mikey sentiment:
"I think you'll find it's hard not to be one-sided when you're on a media blacklist from anything Big Brother related."
Hey, Vid? Delusions of significance aside, I think you'll find you sort of have to be media to get on a "media blacklist".
"We've tried year after year to form some kind of official communications channel with the hosts/producers/anyone involved in the show, and it doesn't work."
Hmmm. Tough one, alright. But I'll take a stab.
Could it maybe have something to do with relentlessly trashing the hosts/producers/anyone involved with the show year after year after year??
Just a wild guess...
"I think you'll find it's hard not to be one-sided when you're on a media blacklist from anything Big Brother related."
Hey, Vid? Delusions of significance aside, I think you'll find you sort of have to be media to get on a "media blacklist".
"We've tried year after year to form some kind of official communications channel with the hosts/producers/anyone involved in the show, and it doesn't work."
Hmmm. Tough one, alright. But I'll take a stab.
Could it maybe have something to do with relentlessly trashing the hosts/producers/anyone involved with the show year after year after year??
Just a wild guess...
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