Monday night.
In a desperate bid (apologies for stealing their favourite line) to counter talk they've just plain flatlined this year, BBBA finally (and oh so carefully) hands down their verdict on Sunday night's eviction show.
Notice how they try to sound cranky but skillfully avoid the words "Kyle", "Jackie" and "Producers":
"The first Live Eviction for 2008 followed a very different format to previous years."
Yeah, we know. We watched.
"Traditionally the first half-hour of the program would be used for catching up with the nominees and their families, followed by the eviction announcement just after 8.00pm and about half an hour with the evictee on the stage."
This would be for BB fans who have been locked in a basement all their lives.
"This year, the first hour of the program was all about the Housemate voting and the setup of the eviction, which no longer climaxed with an announcement from the hosts and instead saw the nominees stepping into a bizarre and largely pointless revolving door."
Yeah, we know. We watched.
"By the time Saxon finally reached the stage at the end of this convoluted process, there was only a short time left for his interview with the hosts."
Yeah, we know. We have clocks.
It's no wonder the BBBA faithful is wandering around aimlessly, wondering what they are supposed to think.
Monday, May 12, 2008
So You Think You Can Dance Any Faster?
Forget the fact the "party" boy had been hyped for a solid week before arriving in the Big Brother House - the same night as the "web cult housemates" arrived - just enjoy watching Behind Big Brother tripping all over their own feet today.
From BBBA:
Day 12. First it was Party Boy Corey, then the So You Think You Can Dance Judges, then the most popular web cult housemates...
When asked on their forums today about them SYTYCD judges, who were obviously so light on their feet themselves that no one saw them, BBBA replies:
As I understand it (from insider sources etc) last week's task was originally meant to be a dance-related thing, which I suppose they were going to get the SYTYCD judges in for. They must have dropped that at the last moment for the party task.
Party task starts on Day 8... Day 12 news...
The genius over there is whelming.
From BBBA:
Day 12. First it was Party Boy Corey, then the So You Think You Can Dance Judges, then the most popular web cult housemates...
When asked on their forums today about them SYTYCD judges, who were obviously so light on their feet themselves that no one saw them, BBBA replies:
As I understand it (from insider sources etc) last week's task was originally meant to be a dance-related thing, which I suppose they were going to get the SYTYCD judges in for. They must have dropped that at the last moment for the party task.
Party task starts on Day 8... Day 12 news...
The genius over there is whelming.
Favourites scratched
Looks like neither SportingBet or Centrebet fell for BBBA's free plug last week. (Yeah, okay, so they didn't even notice.)
So it's a broad-daylight finger to those two and a hats-in-hands moment as the boys trudge back to Lasseters for their Housemate odds this week.
But with only two links to Lasseters on the page and no sign of a scrolly scroll thing, we'll assume everything's just in the ink-to-dry phase?
UPDATE: Scrolly scroll thing is back! And with a flashy logo!
(I want my finders' fee from that $1.23 a week!)
Course the thing moves way too fast for the average BBBA reader.
So it's a broad-daylight finger to those two and a hats-in-hands moment as the boys trudge back to Lasseters for their Housemate odds this week.
But with only two links to Lasseters on the page and no sign of a scrolly scroll thing, we'll assume everything's just in the ink-to-dry phase?
UPDATE: Scrolly scroll thing is back! And with a flashy logo!
(I want my finders' fee from that $1.23 a week!)
Course the thing moves way too fast for the average BBBA reader.
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