Tuesday, July 15, 2008

The Deludeanoids* finally come out of the closet

It just gets funnier.

Now Behind Big Brother would have us believe they have exclusive access to Channel Seven's executive boardroom:

"We’re told that executives at the network are extremely interested in negotiating with Southern Star Endemol the possibility of locking in the show for 2009 and/or beyond. The meetings this morning included discussions on the highest possible price the network could bid for the show, potential hosts and producers, possible audience loss/gain and other minor details."

So?? Come on, don't keep us waiting! What's the figure? I mean, surely whoever took notes on the hosts had enough smarts to jot down Seven's dollar value on the program? Wouldn't they?

Even more laughatable:

"The Seven Network and Network Nine both declined to give Behindbigbrother any official comment."

Well, duuuh. What pinhead over there thought they actually would?

Meantime, Seven were speaking to Nine:

"The answer is a flat no," (Channel Seven) network spokesperson Simon Francis said.

"We have no interest whatsoever."


* Deludeanoid: Someone who lives more in their dreams and imagination than in reality.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

At least they are trying. You are the one being pessimistic.

Anonymous said...

oh dear. All the press coverage on the weekend and they go and shoot themselves in the head very next day. How embarassment.

Beejay said...

I think another network will take up BB down the track Mica.
What BBBA says can never be taken with any seriousness now or for a long time.

Cheers

paco's friend said...

Can hear that phonecall now

"Hello, I'm from Behind Big Brother. May I speak to...

"You're from where?"

"Behind Big Brother, ma'am. May I...

"What's that?"

"Behind Big Brother. It's a website. We're fans of Big Brother."

"You'll want Channel Ten, sweetie."

"But I want to talk to someone about..."

"We don't do Big Brother.

"But...

"Maybe you should put your mum on the phone. Is she there?"

"Um, yeah."

Background: MUM. THEY WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU.

Background: WHO DOES?

Background: THE TV STATION.

THWACKING NOISE. "How many times have I..."

Click.

Anonymous said...

A blog dedicated to crying about a fansite? Sad.