Friday, June 27, 2008

And now for something completely useless

BBBA’s space waster of the week:

“Big Brother’s expensive flight simulator will make its last voyage to a mystery location in the next two weeks.”

Later:

“We take that back. The voyage won’t be in the next two weeks.”

Perhaps Big Brother is just having difficulties finding someone who knows how to sail a flight simulator.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

'Ey've passed on! BBBA is no more! 'Ey've ceased to be! 'Ey've expired and gone to meet 'eir maker!

'Ey're a stiff! Bereft of life, 'ey rest in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'em to the wall 'ey'd be pushing up the daisies!

'Eir metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'Ey're off the twig! 'Ey've kicked the bucket, 'ey've shuffled off 'eir mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

THIS IS AN EX-BBBA!!

Anonymous said...

You're so funny!

Let's check the dictionary, though:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/voyage

2. a passage through air or space, as a flight in an airplane or space vehicle.

Ba-bow. You lose.

Mica said...

I can just hear Tara now:

"Car'n dhall. Whaddya say I drop me knittin an we dial up them new Qwarntas people I heared bout on the wireless. Sees if we can get us a voyage to Ard'laide."

Anonymous said...

Seems like Tara skipped the first definition on Dictionary.com and went straight to option 2

The first definition is

"a course of travel or passage, esp. a long journey by water to a distant place."

Oh those BBBA people, so full of it, they lie so much they believe their own crap.

Anonymous said...

God told me (me + god = bed mates) that your he is blocking you from entering heaven. Your going to go to hell. I know, its horrible, but god told me! GOD TOLD ME!

....... GOD!!!

(lol, blogger!)

Anonymous said...

Yo, Mic.

I do the accents around here.