Thursday, May 8, 2008

The owning of BBBA

How much fun is it watching BBBA play straight into Big Brother's hands.

The manipulation really got underway with the arrival of Geoff - Kyle and Jackie's newsreader. Geoff drops by the BBBA forums a couple times each day to leave some food for thought on the show and its hosts.

Geoff's pretty clever. Early in the piece he mentioned BBBA on-air and BINGO. That site was cleaned up faster than you can yell 'MUMMY'S HOME'.

The Kyle whips were frantically stashed, anti-Kyle types were evicted, the devil horns scrawled on his head last year were photoshopped out and isn't he just the bestest host EVER!

Before Geoff there was Susannah, Thomas and Nick from BB07. I must admit, I felt a teensy bit sad for those three when they were suddenly and unceremoniously dumped as resident BBBA celebs in favour of Geoff. Still, they can hold their heads high. Vibes and co now understand that BB07's Housemates weren't that "horrendously drab" afterall. They were the bestest housemates EVER!

But let's not allow Geoff to get too comfy, here. After watching BBBA members during Mike Goldman's live chat today repeatedly (and rather embarrassingly) beg him to come play on their forum, it seems they tire easily. You could just hear them chanting: DOWN WITH GEOFF! WE WANT MIKE!

And of course Big Brother is going to let Mikey play with BBBA.

They've done so well with Geoff, so why not?

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Been reading your blog.
Well done, I love it.
Keep up the good work.
Thanks for the plug.

Mike Goldman

Anonymous said...

Poor BBBA! No big scoops like other sites have got, just trivial viral marketing "insider" points. What a laughing stock again this year! No one beats BBBA (for fiction and being a laughing stock every year)!

Anonymous said...

Haaaaaahahaha! Jealous cos you're not allowed in the sandpit with the cool kids?

Anonymous said...

No big scoops? What do you call ex-hm interviews, and an interview with Jackie-O?

PWND again.

Mica said...

I call it Big Brother management very cleverly turning BBBA into lap dogs!! And ain't it working!

Anonymous said...

Damn straight, BB throws BBBA a bone and almost overnight they go from criticizing the show into pom pom touting suck ups!
The funny part is that the Behind Boys have no idea there being manipulated and fully believe there been given a well chewed bone because of their "skills".
How do you stop the Behind Boys from being whiny little bitches? Tell them how good they are lol
There to dumb to realize when there being used.

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
No big scoops? What do you call ex-hm interviews, and an interview with Jackie-O?

PWND again."

It's called outdated information. Where are the big scoops for this year, that others have been able to get (like News Ltd and other sites)? There's zip! Bad year again for BBBA!

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
No big scoops? What do you call ex-hm interviews, and an interview with Jackie-O?

PWND again."

I call that how to shut down a second rate website 101.

Anonymous said...

"anonymous said: I call that how to shut down a second rate website 101."

I do definitely think BBBA should shut down if that's the best they can do while other news outlets are getting the scoops for this year. BBBA seems to be full of suck ups and second rate amateurs trying to fool everyone into thinking they're playing in the big league when they're not. What a laughing stock.

Anonymous said...

And there's thousands listening to their amateur radio show, they say. What a load of crap! Last year they had 0 listeners on at least one night. Where's the proof that there's more than that this year? What a laugh. Amateurs and pretenders Inc.

Anonymous said...

Yes that's why it's the most popular unofficial BB forum on the web.

Idiots.

Anonymous said...

"Moderate THIS said...
Yes that's why it's the most popular unofficial BB forum on the web."

What with 500 members and 1300 phantom guests in the forum on opening night? It was far too obvious that vibes over-inflated that most online ever figure. Most popular laughing stock again this year more like it. Wankers!