Saturday, May 10, 2008

The much touted BBBA Radio "Geoff" Interview

8.30pm.

Waiting.

Music.

Seems Geoff is missing.

Music.

Seems Geoff gave them his sister's phone number.

Music.

Someone's gone to search for Geoff.

Music.

Geoff has been found. He's being dragged out of a restaurant.

Music

9.20pm: Interview finally gets underway:

"What's it like being married?!"
"Wow - You get to meet CELEBRITIES!!"
"How cool is Kyle?!!"
"How hot is Jackie?!!"

Forumers questions:

Why does your show make fun of you?
How great is the Kyle and Jackie O show!!?
Why can't we see the housemates naked anymore?
Rima stuff.

Geoff takes over the interview, tells Shane what a great change this year is.

Shane stutters around for a while.

Shane attempts a top five thing. Favourite colour??

Stilted goodbyes.

Geoff hangs up the phone, heads back to the restaurant and, like the rest of us, cracks up!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!
How lame was it!!!
Talk about grade five kids trying to keep it cool ROFL.
Lightweight the Behind Boys?
Real "hard hitting probing" questions there lol.
They love to throw shit when no ones looking, but as soon as someone they see as "awesummm" looks they giggle like... well a pack of school girls.
So thats Kyle and Jackie "off-limits"
Their hosting and Radio show "off-limits"
Insider info "off-limits"
Personal info about housemates "off-limits"
Upcoming schedules not announced in Press Releases "off-limits"
Probably the first site in the world that kisses Kyles ass!

What the hell do these Behind Boys have left?

It's like the two dumb Behind Boys hurl some shit at a Giant Monster, the Monster turns and stares at em and they shit their pants and go down on em.

Anonymous said...

Nailed it, Mica.

Heh.

Anonymous said...

Yet all three of you goons tuned and listened. That to me is even more hilarious.

Anonymous said...

OMG, that's gotta be the final nail in the coffin already this year for BBBA. What a complete laughing stock! If people were still stupid enough to be taking them even remotely seriously this year, then they'd have surely woken up by now. Anyone that hasn't has rocks in their head. Wankers!

Anonymous said...

bbba had nothing to do with the interview with geoff

Mica said...

Anon 1. Hah! I wouldn't have missed that for the world!! Can't wait for round two with Jackie!

Anon 3. "bbba had nothing to do with the interview with geoff"

Lessee. Splash it all over your front page, sticky a thread in the forums, realise how excruciatingly embarrassing that was, and then deny all association with it.

Yup.

Anonymous said...

"Yet all three of you goons tuned and listened. That to me is even more hilarious."

Its like knowing the exact time and place of a car accident, you cant but help to see how bad it will be.

And don't knock it! Were half your listening audience!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

bbba had nothing to do with the interview with geoff

May 11, 2008 9:11 PM
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Are you freakin serious Vibes?
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Radio Rocks
Join the thousands tuning in!
Day 13

Our first show last week was met with huge sucess and applause and tonight we’re back bigger and better than ever on COVE Radio.

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"Our" show? Biggest BBBA fan ever?
You can't be that stupid dude.

P.S The correct spelling for sucess is "success".
A little close to suckass ain't it?

Anonymous said...

oh dear - the bbba radio show ended, and then the other show commenced.

it's quite straightforward