Monday, May 12, 2008

Bizarre, pointless and convoluted

Monday night.

In a desperate bid (apologies for stealing their favourite line) to counter talk they've just plain flatlined this year, BBBA finally (and oh so carefully) hands down their verdict on Sunday night's eviction show.

Notice how they try to sound cranky but skillfully avoid the words "Kyle", "Jackie" and "Producers":

"The first Live Eviction for 2008 followed a very different format to previous years."

Yeah, we know. We watched.

"Traditionally the first half-hour of the program would be used for catching up with the nominees and their families, followed by the eviction announcement just after 8.00pm and about half an hour with the evictee on the stage."

This would be for BB fans who have been locked in a basement all their lives.

"This year, the first hour of the program was all about the Housemate voting and the setup of the eviction, which no longer climaxed with an announcement from the hosts and instead saw the nominees stepping into a bizarre and largely pointless revolving door."

Yeah, we know. We watched.

"By the time Saxon finally reached the stage at the end of this convoluted process, there was only a short time left for his interview with the hosts."

Yeah, we know. We have clocks.


It's no wonder the BBBA faithful is wandering around aimlessly, wondering what they are supposed to think.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Such an in depth analysis of a show who everyone that visits the page has already seen.
Kyle doesn't own many people these days but he has owned these Behind Boys in about 24 hours flat.

Just further evidence the site was built on a house of cards and it all came crumbling down when Kyle blew a breath in their direction, actually Kyle probably farted in their direction.

Friday said...

I am way confused.
What is the point of this blog?
Im just asking?....
Cheers

Anonymous said...

The same point there is a site called BBBA for dishing out crap on BB.

Friday said...

um... ok. good luck with it all.
cheers

_ said...

I've seen you have a go at BBBA.com, and if they make a mistake you and your few visitors think its ok to go off your nut. I image that these visitors who support you are from BBBA.net, the same site that often posts shit about Big Brother when its oh so wrong.

And as for this blog, dont you think its silly that you are having a go at BBBA for recaping the show, when your doing the same thing to their site? Its kinda like your laughing at yourself. Very silly.

"Lets have a go at BBBA by making myself look like an idiot"....

Seriously, you realise you've so badly contradicted yourself... whats worse is the Behind guys are actually not doing anything wrong or stupid, but rather you.

Now lets just hope this comment goes through, seeing that you had ignored my previous comments.

Mica said...

Nice try, Nathan.

The only comments ignored here have been one incidence of a spam attack, and another I deemed too harsh on a BBBA member.

Unless, of course, you are volunteering that one of those was you...

Anonymous said...

Friday, for someone just asking, obviously your from BBBA right?
You have that BBBA "look".
Why do you go there?
Because you think you get gossip, info and tips that you wouldn't get at the Official BB site.
And you probably don't question any of their sources and blindly visit daily thinking your getting good solid opinionated and (lol) "factual" info.
You are being conned, your basically reading the National Inquirer of BB news. 80% of the stuff you read there is BS and the figment of some Behind Boys imagination. You like being conned do you? Being lied too? Being told everything you read about BB and TV is wrong and there info is the only right? (and its actually the opposite to that)
I don't have anything to do with this site admin wise, but it's good to have another opinion and a site that keeps there mistakes logged.
The fact you came hear and read just shows it does hold some curiosity even to the skeptic.
And its defiantly fair to say that having Vibes and Admins commenting here means it is having some marginal impact.
Ever heard of the saying "keep the bastards honest?"

And Nathan dude, lol you really didn't think before you wrote that did you. You love the Behind Boys, in more ways than one and I'm surprised you didn't bring this down to a homophobic level after reading your dribble.
Couldn't care less what they are, but honest, credible, factual, accurate they ain't.
Sneaky, malicious, saboteurs, laughably imaginative, crude, poorly executed, embarrassing, liars, cheats, plagiaristic, amateuristic, untalented and on their last legs they undoubtedly are.

_ said...

Mica, I dont believe my comment was ever deemed inappropriate, but rather me just disagreeing with what you have said. I find it hard to understand how you dont realise how idiotic this blog in particular makes you look. Having a go at BBBA for repeating something when you just did it yourself, but aiming it at BBBA.

And that anonymous person who replied to me. First, I didn't even know they were gay. Don't really care.

Mica said...

Nathan? Here's a wee suggestion.

Next time you have something to say, take five minutes to READ what you are responding to, get your thoughts together, jot something down, run it by a grown-up who can inject some sense into them, and THEN post.

You might also, in future, want to add a disclaimer that you do not speak on behalf of BBBA. You're making them look like even bigger buffoons.

Anonymous said...

I think the Behind Boys would be saying right now "Nathan, stay of our side please"
Freedom of speech moron, if I wanna start a site/blog arguing about the life cycle of ants, I can do it.
Just like the Behind Boys can start a slam site about a TV show. Free country doofus, you make stuff up on the net? Expect someone to pick up on it and tell other people.
Now run along back to the forums and argue about who's got a bigger penis and who's got the best rack. ta-ta!

Anonymous said...

Mica, when you going on BBBA radio?
You seem to have so much to say, wouldn't it be good to get a bigger audience then the five people who currently read your blog?

Anonymous said...

another genius, regulars plus the curious and skeptic BBBA fans that read and don't post.
By your theory, that would mean only 30 people read BBBA according to the regular posters.
It should be illegal to be as stupid as you.

Steph said...

Mica, when are you going on BBBA radio? You have so much to say and critique, i'm sure they'd be glad to hear it.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Mica, when you going on BBBA radio?
You seem to have so much to say, wouldn't it be good to get a bigger audience then the five people who currently read your blog?

May 16, 2008 12:07 PM
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What's the point of Mica bothering with a "radio show" that hardly anyone listens to? The kiddies that run it will only try to make themselves look like heros among the 5-year-old set by bagging Mica and laughing. Really mature conversation and enthralling listening that would be. Not!

Anonymous said...

When is BBBA admin going to go on BB and help the show become number one?
The Behind Boys have so much to say about BB how come they don't get a job on the show? An on air position? Even a reference or research position?
Oh thats right!! to the staff at BB think there one of the biggest jokes of the whole production.
Asking Mica to go on BBBA would be like asking JFK to go for a ride in Dallas and take the top down cause its a nice day.

(When I say admin I dont mean Steph, admins at least have some no how to computers, Steph thinks her comp is a porn and slag machine, not a real admin, just a chick who stalked BBBA long enough and did some "favors" a while back for a BB employee. She hasnt got one thing to offer)

Anonymous said...

BBBA radio? No such thing. They couldn't work a radio show if it was covered in KY jelly and singing YMCA.